History WILL JUDGE!

November 28, 2012 § Leave a comment

I believe history will record that Doktor Reverend Bork Cowcatcher is one of the most prolific and significant preachers of the post – “1998” era. In a rare synthesis of the Cetaceosexual experience, Texan Ivangelicalism, and scriptural exposition, Rev. Cowcatcher confronts and challenges one of the most pervasive and recurring multidimensional issues of contemporary SubGenius persistence: Our imminent escape from planet Earth. Rev. Cowcatcher brings the congregation to the intersection of personal stimulation, excremeditational revelation, and cerebrospinal examination.

—Pupa N. Pedale, president
Royal People’s ‘pataphysical institute
Serving Episcopal Commissar
Lemurian International SubGenic Fellowship of Surnadal

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