Things to do when you’re a SubGenius in need
March 19, 2014 § Leave a comment
2. Operation Mindfuck Needs YOU! Join the Apple Corps today!
5. Start a band. Use it as a cover story to make the Glorps ignore your Conspiracy-incompatible ways.
11. Build your own UFO
12. Forbidden Science
14. Activate the Carnivorous Stage of your lifecycle
15. Assign a new Short Duration Personal Savior.
16. Find “Bob”, and KILL HIM.
18. Fuck something.
19. Become a Lemur. Go to live with your brethren in the jungles of Madagascar.
20. Try one of the latest Arcturan sexual orientations.
21. Join the hive-building vulture chimps. Learn their ways. Become as one of them. Forget your true SubGenius self, until, one day, you encounter an image of a strangely familiar face while “browsing” the internet…
22. Find a Pink. Act Normal at it.
23. SHOW UP! Because if you don’t SHOW UP, how can you even begin do partake of the other funderful things “Bob”‘s Church has laid on for you? So FUCKING SHOW UP!